Matters of the inside: female undies

We all wana know why

Undwear is something one should be able to talk about. Who came with the idea that we should wear something to cover our private parts. Whoever you are thank you but no thank you. The underwear from the 1900s is one I doubt I was going to wear.

1. The boobies

 The boobs are just suffering. You will see a woman wearing bra that is  just a small cup or wearing a big cup making the breasts look like jelly shots. My lady, those babies need to breath. Women be looking like they are suffocating or the boobs are saying "Come and take me away". Let me as a fellow female tell you,you are not bringing sexy back at all. Justin Timberlake will be crying a river instead. Our obsession with cleavage will leave us with breast cancer and unknown conditions. You can still be sexy with your right cup size. Cross my heart or push-up bras are there but know your size. The brothers are laughing at us.

1. Then there is the panties,so much to share here.

• G-string

 Who came with the G-string concept? How does it feel on the ass? Isn't it itchy? Why is the ass out? What made you buy it? I have seen so many females wearing them and worst part is they have a tendency of showing at the rare end cleavage with bubbles like things on them making them just unattractive. Dress in a way that it wont show. I once thought of getting some but just thought of the torture I was gona do to my ass and made a pass. 

• Bunga

I love that name. They began way back. They are now  modernised and commonly known as "The bunga/Grandma undies". These I love for winter but that's it. It will be so unattractive that you want to even go pee at a public toilet. These are winter special. Heat wont be nice during hot weathers. We see you with the during summer and are shocked.

• Lace

Whoever you are to come with this brilliant idea,I just looove you. There is so many fabrics such as silk, PVC, cotton, nylon, mesh , rawhide, leather, latex, lycra, and polyester but my darling lace stood out. A women who doesnt love lace is not laid back but just needs to her groove back. With lace confidence is just booming. Whether it has holes or not you are just feeling yourself. You will feel like Victoria Secret's models have nothing on you. A must have for all females..

Love yourself enough to choose the correct underwear. Nobody wants to be the laughing stock. Correct underwear brings confidence and good for your health. Good underwear is also a great investment.